JERRY JERRY JERRY ♥

One dark and snowy night....K-dizzle and Rhon-dizzle were chatting along on the one and only yahoo messenger...

Rhon-dizzle the brave romantic one of the two..............asked K-dizzle to be her valentine..... K-dizzle with hearts in her eyes estatically agreed to being her valentine

[[TRUE LOVE ...or not?]]

...............**MISTY HAZE**..................
.......**CREAPY HORROR MOVIE MUSIC**........

((fuckers u gotta have an imagination to read mi blog!! picture it all PICTURE IT ALL!!))

Kendra...has a confession......picks up the phone and dials 1-800-96-JERRY........

[[with a lisp]] "you could qaulify as a Jerry Springer guest, we're always looking for wild crazy real life storys....." <<[[call they really say it it is the real number!!]]

On the Jerry show....

Kendra: "I agreed to be rhon-dizzle's valentine...BUT I ALREADY HAD ONE!! and I think it's time I confess to Rhonda what I've done...

Jerry "lets Bring out Rhon-dizzle

Rhonda "YOU BITCH YOU SLUT U SKANK YOU WHORE YOU CUNT YOU SLEEZE....YOU.....

Jerry "Now lets bring out K-dizzle's first Valentine......

*Bj walks out*

Rhonda "k-dizzle....YOU FUCKING BITCH...ITS MY OWN SISTER?? HOW COULD U!!??

crowd..."JERRY!JERRY!JERRY!JERRY!

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*and we're back*

Jerry "as I see it.....Rhon-dizzle (*mumbles* whatever kinda name that is) Don't u have a confession for K-dizzle as well?

Bj "YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BITCH YOU AINT NOTHIN!! SHE WANTS ME BITCH

Rhonda "IF SHE WANTED YOU SHE WOULDN'T HAVE NEEDED ANOTHER V-TINE!

**break out in girly fight .....involving hair pulling....scratching.....and biting.........they both take off their shirts flash the crowd.**

Rhonda "well you see K-dizzle.....I have another one too......."

*Mark walks out*
*yadda yadda bitch bitch fight fight bla bla slap!!*

Rhonda "I'm sorry K-dizzle, I love you!!

Kendra "I love you too R-dizzle....but theres ONE more....."

Rhonda "I HAVE ANOTHER TOO!"

*George and Cory walk out"

Rhonda "well.....at least we cheated evenly............"

Kendra "yea .... but this IS jerry springer so shouldn't we like rub our boobs together flash the crowd and say you dont know me or sommin??"

**k-dizzle and R-dizzle....strip......poke eachothers boobs....flash the crowd and scream together....*

Rhonda and Kendra "YOU DONT KNOW ME YOU DONT KNOW ME FOOL YO F*** YOU F*** YOU!!

crowd "JERRY JERRY JERRY"

Jerry "and that leaves us with another show of jerry Springer....if you'd like to be on our show call this toll free number 1-800-96-JERRY......................that is 1-800-96-JERRY