me: do u have ur cell phone charger?
bj: yea i have that
me: oh thats dandy, now when you need energy you can shove it up ur ass and charge up a lil bit!!

bj: haha, dood...I'm so dead right now I need some kinda energy!
me: shit im dying hold on gotta charge up!!

bj: that would be sweet
me: yea it would
bj: I wish mi life was a simple as a cell phone....(minus the bill)

haha love her