a moocam and a moose aren't the same
therefore
I win
because
Moose said I would be attacked by a moose in the middle of nowhere where theres NO WOODS...well moose dont live in arizona and they live in MOIST FORESTS....

so she says she'll make a camel/moose so it can survie down there....
well then they will be likely to be in the middle of no where with no forest because they are an entire diff species...

so still i wont die from a moose
I'll die from a moocam

I WIN